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A vegades els diaris de Melbourne no tenen desperdici. Sembla que la resta del món no existeixi per als Australians.

El diari es ple de notícies de importancia relativa per la resta del món i molt importants per la gent del barri... sinó mireu quina notícia he trobat avui!

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Some people think bird poo on your head is lucky, but Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill begs to differ.

While playing in St Louis on friday night, he was pooped on with such vigour the lads that were forced to call off the concert.

Pigeons were to blame, said Followill, who was hit more than once in the face. "I was hit by pigeons on each of the first three songs" he said. "By the end of the show, i would have been covered from head to toe".

The band apologised to fans for the crappy show.

HAHAHAHAHA!! NO PUC DIR MÉS!